hello.

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

reading a “there was only one bed fic” and the characters have decided to share the bed as long as they stay on their sides. i’m really glad they figured that whole mess out and am excited to read about them staying on their sides of the bed until morning^-^

oh dear

[ID: A tweet by madoka magicock @/rifflexielian that says, "If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting for a cube vou are reading sci-fi. If it has more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man." End ID]

Except, critically, at bedtime.

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature