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I’m just a Connecticut Clark hoping for their Malfina.

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Its time.
Off to a good start
Hello i have a new favorite movie
The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms
Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.
Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he's a priest then the title is false advertising
I'm speechless
[gun fire]
[raptor screeches]
She's talking abt how he turned into a dinosaur and ate the guy who was trying to rob her
"I don't believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn't turn into one!"
Solidarity
Me: bro they better keep this shit platonic
[Carol and Priest looking at each other, smiling lightly after sharing an embrace, tension building]
Me: 😒
[Carol and Priest share a massive high five]
Me: oh??? 😏😌
He's literally reading a book called Crime
Velocifather: father stewart, what if i told you i was...different
Father Stewart: you're not THAT different. they're are plenty of people like that in the church
Bro i can't even describe this vietnam war flashback.....there's 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone's backyard......a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they've lost.....they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then.......his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died....which is why he joined the priesthood...the editing feels like a fever dream
How can you talk about this movie without showing the fucking dinosaur
not a wolf, not a dog, but a secret third thing
What a completely inconsequential color palette
Goals: Be so feminine that you forget ever being a man.
Early Adventure Time Episode: finn discovers a squirrel that can burp like a human and names it Burpin Mike. he uses Burpin Mike to prank jake, but takes the prank too far and learns a lesson about boundaries.
Late Adventure Time Episode: Burpin Mike's burping talent has netted him a lucrative career as a political spokesperson in the candy kingdom. the job brings him success, but he hates himself for selling out his talent. he is depressed, and at one point is implied to be suicidal. none of Adventure Time's main characters appear in the episode.

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all my girls with bellies that stick out, youre cute as FUCK your body is beautiful and you deserve high self esteem and love
[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool
he is very drawable you see
Clown old man yaoi plate found at goodwill in south pasadena
what's that mouth do
ROBERT OWENNNNNN
More clown yaoi of his darling ocs
i am often asked 'chuck how did you write POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY HUGO AWARD LOSS so quickly?' after ten years i am finally ready to reveal the secret of my speed: you write both

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Spider-Man reminding folks what "Vigilante" means…
Comic by @bludragongal All voices by Kdin Jenzen/Me~
in light of the everything being one billion degrees an oldie
character uses they/them
acting all humble like he wasn't just begging and crying for it
it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff
fuuuuuck
and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK
I forgot to eat dinner so I'm having 11 pm corn on the cob. This counts as a meal
... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping
Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!
For the nonbelievers (and for me, a second corn)
This website works so well

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Hitomi wearing a shirt that says "I love my black boyfriend's pussy"
tgis is what people follow me for
Ik it's like 4 in the morning but I couldn't sleep until I drew this
OMGGGGGGG 💜💜💜
Esso (1966)