Squiddles the Great

This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.

This is a tremendously impactful short story and every time I see it, it serves as an excellent reboot button for my state of mind.

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

tired of cannibalism as a metaphor for love or sex. can we get into cannibalism as a metaphor for colonization.