The CAPTAIN of CUPCAKES

i sing then everyone joins

i sing then everyone joins

Snakes drink through a straw called their whole body.

i chose to sever my connection with the divine by drinking diet coke

I self administered black tea to the point of madness.

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

you were the control

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

TGIF

Elmer it’s Thursday, I think you’ve made a mistake

*stopping random people at the mall* look out, ok, because today was a friday thursday