The CAPTAIN of CUPCAKES

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

*unprompted during a first date* Its interesting don’t you think? Purity’s value lies in its potential defilement

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday

fire link with me

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

What if i completely solve the problem

problems are mounting.. it is time to solve everything at once

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.