The CAPTAIN of CUPCAKES

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

can tumblr stop futzing around with pjackks corpse

its unsanitary

You're obsessed with his worthless pig iron corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

mike, it's actually more interesting for audiences that margaret is an abusive religious fundie (and also a victim of marital rape) who tries to literally beat the idea of sin into her daughter, it is actually TIMELY to adapt that correctly at this particular american moment. WHY is he so scared of every piece of source material that has ever been handed to him? i MUST know

what if carrie was about a young witch searching for a missing cat in the alps

jesus was kinda danganronpa executed since he was a carpenter who was nailed to a board

they should make a sandhill crane emoji

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

sometimes I'm wearing pants and just stop to think about how crazy it is that I'm wearing clothes with a vestigial slot for an entire horse

my understanding is that it's still operable, even