#MyMissingFortune

Holy f*ck i love being bisexual all the characters from The Amazing Diagnostic Circus is Sex. As. Hell.

happy watergate eve everybody remember to leave out some confidential documents for the white house plumbers tonight

severely missing an arm sword. i need a sword that is hidden in my arm until i need it, possibly as some surprise attack against an enemy that thought they had me. or for aura as i walk down an alleyway at night. there's lots of things

reimu + marisa went out drinkin last night which sure does sound nice i dont know though cause iv never been + norally the only part of that i see is them hitting me w sticks + stones for fun hwen they get back but also cause i gotta guar d the shrine which is nice cause i love doing it but you know i spent a hundred years guarding it and youd think id be a tsukumogami cause no 1 thinks of me but im some other shit and anyways i was hopin that comin 2 life meant that i could do somethin else but no not really its still just guarding and sticks and rocks which is fine

shoving all of my touhou figurines into a food processor and adding the plastic slop to my dad's meals so he can become more like a touhou character

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

iam terribly a sucker for tragic siblings everlasting but To☝️ his credit hedoes know how to write really amazingly tragic siblings. istill hate chessboy but ill allow anything to makemy new princess happy its ok. maybe she'll realize he isnt really worth saving LOL

all i will speak of on that divorced man poll is that not once does asgore stick a gun in his mouth