#MyMissingFortune

game of chess but with real people but all the pawns are trans women and if they get to the eighth rank they get a lifetime supply of estrogen

It is too. they just have to take some pieces to not get in each other's way.

Are there enough pieces to do that for every pawn though?

yes. easily.

Show me.

1. e4 e5 2. Ne2 d5 3. Nf4 exf4 4. e5 Kd7 5. e6+ Kc6 6. e7 Qd6 7. e8=Q+ Kb6 8. d4 Be7 9. Qf8 Bf6 10. c4 Be5 11. dxe5 c5 12. e6 d4 13. e7 d3 14. Be2 f5 15. Bf3 Nf6 16. O-O d2 17. Qc2 d1=Q 18. Be3 fxe3 19. e8=Q e2 20. Be4 fxe4 21. f4 e1=Q 22. f5 Qc3 23. b4 Nd5 24. f6 e3 25. f7 e2 26. Qfe7 e1=Q 27. f8=Q Qe4 28. cxd5 c4 29. Qe2 Qcd3 30. Nd2 c3 31. Nf3 c2 32. Nd4 Qde5 33. d6 c1=Q 34. d7 g5 35. d8=Q+ Ka6 36. g4 Bf5 37. gxf5 g4 38. f6 g3 39. f7 Qh4 40. Kg2 Qhf4 41. Kh3 Qff5+ 42. Kh4 g2 43. Qg7 g1=Q 44. f8=Q Nd7 45. Nc6 bxc6 46. Qb8 c5 47. b5+ Ka5 48. b6 c4 49. b7 c3 50. Qbc8 c2 51. b8=Q Qce3 52. Rb1 c1=Q 53. Rb6 axb6 54. a4 h5 55. Qef6 Qed2 56. Qfg8 Kb4 57. a5 b5 58. a6 Ra7 59. Qcd8 Rc7 60. a7 Kc5 61. a8=Q b4 62. Rf4 Qdd6 63. Rg4 hxg4+ 64. Qh5 g3 65. h3 g2 66. Q7h7 Qgh2 67. Qbb7 Qea1 68. Qfe7 b3 69. Q7e6 Qhh1 70. Qef6 Qfd5 71. Kg4 g1=Q+ 72. Kh4 b2 73. Qgg2 b1=Q 74. Kg4 Qge1 75. h4 Re8 76. Qhe5 Qda2 77. Qhe4 Q2b2 78. h5 Q2a2 79. h6 Q2b2 80. h7 Q2a2 81. h8=Q

reads the words "forced mate sequences" and gets so hard I pass out

scroll for me my angel of blogging

trying literally so hard to find this strip of this old sprite webcomic i read a decade ago where one of the kids was named mike (SHORT FOR MICROCHIP!!!!) (HOW SILLY IS THAT)

2my memory the artist posted controversial stamps on deviantart like "even if the percentage of people committing food stamps fraud is low, weshould cancel the program to stamp them out. NO MORE FRAUDSTERS!" thus she later deleted absolutely everything. if anyone at all has an archive im desperate

one strip was i think the dad emoji, having lost sleep? or having puffy red eyes? because at the office instead of working he read a comic or short story(?) about a bank(?) worker who snuck off, locked himself in a safe/vault(????) with his laptop to play games instead of working. but while he was in there a cataclysm destroyed the earth, so he steps out a few hours later and he's the last human alive in a barren world. but as he stepped out he accidentally drops and breaks that laptop beyond repair, and the tearjerker of this bit the punchline was how sad that hes not only completelt alone, but also he has no games all other computers also destroyed. even as a kid i thot this was lacking iwas like why couldnt it be he broke his glasses and Thats why hes devastated? im still desperate to refind this comic

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

does everyone remember in tsukiotoshi when keiichis like id rip my heart out to convince you!!!! &shions like what? huh? & he grabs garden shears and is nearly about to do it for literally. no reason. no romantic intent or framing. he isnt sick and shion didnt ask him to do this in any way. my game of the ygear

Searching for a used car sucks so baddddd