The Inner Machinations Of My Mind Are An Enigma

is germany okay

oh scheiße

This isn’t quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ.

What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure that’s at the station for cologne cathedral

It is and everytime I see that hole I think of this video

Why are the 4 holes?? Maybe 5?

It’s his daily commute.

#it is written that twice did jesus stumble and twice did the cross strike nearby architecture #so really this is method acting

one thing about tumblr at least here they’re just called “posts”. Saying “I saw this tweet/reel/tiktok/short” makes me feel like I’m ordering at a restaurant where they make you say Texas Tom’s Nut-Slappin Griddle-Chizzle instead of grilled cheese

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

it's so fun for me every time this appears on my dash because not only did i walk past it irl several times, it's on what is widely considered the busiest bus route in europe

I love that the bird is so used to being pointed at it just doesn't give a shit