the jello jiggles at midnight

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

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This is soooo mesmerizing I love the art sm

Day 687

this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude

Apocalypse preppers who fantasise about all our artificial rules and governments falling away in times of chaos seem to forget that we invented those rules and governments. Over and over. When you put humans near each other, they group up and make a society; that’s why those  governments exist. Do they think we magically stop doing that in dangerous situations? Because… we don’t.

hopepunk doesn’t have time for your racist doomsday hard-on, carl.

whump is fun because you see a character and are like “i love you so much that i want to see you sobbing and covered in blood. i need you dying in a hospital bed. i need you cold, wet, and miserable. i love you and want you to suffer unimaginable horrors. then you can have a kiss on the head as a treat”

*gripping you by the shoulders and speaking with off putting intensity* I don’t think there was something unique about the Loki that became the God of Stories and Time. I think the majority of Loki variants would have done the same thing in his situation. The message of the whole thing isn’t “this Loki is different” the message is “this is Loki”. It’s not “this Loki is special because he chooses to do all this” it’s “this is what Loki will choose to do here”. We see other Loki’s die with the same motivation. We see Classic Loki die distracting Alioth so there’s a chance to stop the TVA and give variants across the multiverse a chance to survive and we see sacred timeline Loki sacrifice himself to Thanos, to give Thor a chance to make it out alive. It’s not that this particular Loki would sacrifice everything for a place he cared about and people he loved, it’s that Loki will sacrifice everything for a place he cares about and people he loves. Do you understand. It’s very important to me that you understand. Where are you going come back.