Santos and Whitaker playing Resident Evil
A/N: loosely based off my experience of playing RE2 for the first time
● after months of begging, Santos finally convinced Whitaker to play a resident evil game
● she put in the RE2 remake telling him it was no big deal just killing some zombies
● he picks Claire to play as and it started off fine, Whitaker getting startled a few times from the zombies as he learned the controls
● “this is kind of scarier than you made it seem”
● “don’t worry Huckleberry you're doing great”
● she guides him around the Raccoon City police department collecting items and solving the puzzles
● but then he meets the lickers
● “nope, not going in there” he says opening the door to the kennel, seeing one and immediately backing out
● “you have to its the only way to progress”
● he just starts screaming as he runs through the room randomly firing off his gun missing them completely and getting pounced on
● “shit I thought that would work”
● “... you thought THAT would work?”
● and then he reaches the helicopter crash that trigger Mr x and his fuck ass footsteps appearing
● “what the fuck is that!” He yells running away from him
● Santos is just grinning like an idiot
● “Why are his footsteps so loud?!”
● he's running around trying to solve the library puzzle when he opens a door and screams as he's immediately grabbed by Mr X on the other side
● “I don't want to play this game anymore!”
● “Don't be a baby you've seen worse in the emergency room”
● they call it a night after getting to the orphanage, saving Sherry and Whitaker is in absolute disbelief at what Santos has put him through
● “you play this game for fun??”
● “oh dear Huckleberry you don't even know the half of it”
● the next day at work he is so jumpy
● Santos comes up behind him and he freaks out dropping the urine sample he is holding, spilling all over his shoes when it hits the ground
● “calm down there I'm not Mr x”... she says and then she goes, “boo,” making him jump again
● Javadi then comes up to them, “hey guys… uh what's that smell?”
● “Huckleberry pissed himself”
● on their next night off Whitaker decides to suck it up and finish the game
● he's at the sewers, gagging when he sees he has to walk through sewage
● “can this game get any grosser”
● and boom, the G-adults appear
● “...and it got grosser”
● at one point he's in a room shooting a zombie when he hears another one growl in his headset and it bites him from behind
● he throws off the headset when it kills him “hey that's not fair! He can't do that!”
● “I dont think zombies really care about fair dude”
● he reaches the fight with William and accidentally kills himself with the freight container
● “wait-what- how did that happen”
● “you're supposed to hit HIM with the container genius”
● it takes him a couple tries but finally knocks William off the ledge and gets to Sherry again taking her to the umbrella corp lab
● “please tell me its almost over”
● “you're at the finish line, just a little more to go”
● he's so tense during the last portion just wanting it to be over already
● “now there's plant monsters?? Don't we have enough in this game already??”
● he thinks its finally over when he fights William for the third time letting Anette go give Sherry the cure
● “thank God, I'm done” he sighs in relief after taking three attempts to beat William
● “done? Dude you still have the final boss fight”
● “that wasn't the final boss??”
● he gets through the cutscenes, the 10 minute count down starting and he's losing his shit
● “what! No! No countdown, I'm already stressed enough!
● again he's screaming the whole time he fights William for the final time with the minigun, unloading all the bullets he can into him
● when William falls he puts the controller on the coffee table as it starts the final cutscene
● “please, please tell me I’m done”
● “you're done bud, congrats on beating your first resident evil”
● “I'm gonna need therapy after this”
● “you want to play resident evil 3 next?”