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wish i mattered just a bit more.
original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always menÂ
facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word âsuccubareâ which means âto lie underâ and incubus comes from the latin word âincubareâ which means âto lie onâ
new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesnât matter at all.
addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, theyâre a concubus, from the latin for âto lie with/besideâ.
Proper Latin headcanon accepted.
Succubi/incubi are shapeshifters. For example, the traditional story for how half-demon children come about, since demons are incapable of creating life, is that the demon would appear as in female form to harvest semen and then appear in male form to impregnate a woman with that same semen. Therefore they are all nonbinary and most are probably versatile.
I prefer the term âfoocubusâ, using the standard placeholder in computer documentation until the role of the demon (top or bottom) can be determined. Partly because of the nethack reference and partly because it sounds like fuck-you-bus which I think we can all agree is appropriate.
Reblog for heads-up of my Demon AU (it will heavily towards on namseokkook)
Do any other american high schoolers have intense survivorâs guilt and trauma with school shootings even though they werenât at your school?
Like. A laser tag place opened geared towards teenagers and it got no business, we tried to enjoy it but when someone pointed a laser machine gun at me and I instinctively dropped behind the nearest wall and reached to turn off my phone I cried, I wasnât the only one. The announcements system turns on at an unexpected time and everyone holds their breath until they say something besides âlocks, lights, out of sight,â nobody even jokingly pops chip bags anymore, a door slammed really loud during a class change and everyone dropped and ran. Everyone cries during drills, even the toughest ranch kids. Every drill comes with a full day of teachers crying and telling us that they love us all so much and will die for us, and every kid in every class looking around wondering who would I die for? Who would die for me? You walk to the bathroom and wonder every second if it happens right now, where will I go? You test supply closet doors to see which ones are unlocked, you memorize which furniture in the teachersâ lounge your English teacher says is light enough to barricade a door with. The fire alarm goes off and nobody moves, instead you wait for gunshotsâit a trap? You stand with a group of freshmen and realize that youâre the oldest, you know youâll have to die for them. You forget your ID tag and worry that now the police wonât be able to tell your parents if youâre safe, or not safe. Your stats teacher has a baseball bat by the door, your math teacher keeps a stapler under each desk to throw, your drama teacher asks who will be willing to stand by the non-locking door with the Shakespearean swords. Your yearbook teacher tells you donât worry about breaking a camera because you heard about the kids who died holding them. You donât use the bathroom during classes because you donât want to be the only target to shoot at. You keep your phone on silent 24/7 because you worry the one time you forget will be when you get your whole US History class killed. You have a snap saved with your class schedule and school and full name to send in an instant to your internet friends so they know if you were on that wing, you have a note saved with the things you want your mom to know and the things youâre sorry for. At the age of 12 I was told I needed to know who I would die for and that it was okay if it was nobody, that was my decision to make. School shootings control us more than adults and non-Americans could possibly imagine and nobody moves to change anything unless weâre actively screaming for it. Have you considered weâre too scared?
The absolute fuck. The fuck did I just read. This sounds like dystopian fiction. The fucking fuck.
It isnât. This is 100% the reality of all American children - not the ones that live in bad neighborhoods, not the ones that make bad choices, ALL OF THEM.
Welcome to America.
Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didnât respond so she said it louder and he still didnât respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said âI canât understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.â
HOLY SHIT
one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.
my classmates went dead silent and after the subâs laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me
I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.
Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my âfear of public speakingâ and how sheâs heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I donât really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but heâd never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldnât help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him.  The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isnât teaching anymore. Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldnât really speak. Weâve been best friends for 8 years and iâll be his best woman at his wedding next year. The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldnât scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life.Â
When I was thirteen, I had to have spinal surgery. When my doctor said I was allowed to attend school again, he said I had to use a wheelchair when on school grounds. My first day back at school, my special-ed teacher had put up a banner in her classroom that read, âThere is no elevator to success. You must take the stairs.â I asked what that meant regarding my wheelchair, and she gave me detention for âdisrespecting her authorityâ. The next week she gave us a homework assignment to design a poster that could potentially be used as a Public Service Advertisement. On the due-date, I handed this in.
My special-ed teacher was fucking OUTRAGED. She wanted me expelled for ridiculing her authority in front of the other students. The principal proclaimed my work to be âa masterpiece of satirical geniusâ and vetoed the special-ed teacherâs attempt to expel me.
Reblogging this post yet again, this time for the masterpiece of satirical genius. Hope the teacher got in trouble.

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I did not know Yusaku used to be in Coat films. Do you have any films where I can see him in because everyone is saying he had a glow up đ...
Coat? NoKO, Menâs Rush, Acceed and Justice? Yes
ive made a list of his videos here, xxx
So, JapanBoy(z) has been pretty hit or miss with their videos lately. However, I wanted to shine a light on a newish (he started back in December) model that they have. His name is Yukasu. Dis him:
Why the interest in Yusaku you ask? Well, heâs a good performer as far as Japanboy(z) models go, heâs pretty passionate and has a unique look to him. He gives great head and likes to hug while he fucks. AlsoâŚhe has a forked tongue. (It was REALLY hard to get pictures of this where there wasnât a dick involved..-__- Fucking tumblrâŚ
Anywho, watching a guy with a forked tongue give head is pretty interesting. His scenes are rather good too, waaaaaaay more interesting that the Fuji and Sano scene, Yusaku made Fuji moan like a little bitch. lol!
https://www.playvids.com/v/O83735OXwep (Ysaku and Hideaki)
https://www.playvids.com/v/CboqMRKM_5j (Yusaku and Fuji)Â
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Oh good, itâs not just lesbians who do that
I am actually crying, I legit said out loud when I read the third sentence âHoney, youâre gayâ.
i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesnât say ânever eat soggy weetbixâ to figure out the order of the compass
Put in the tags where youâre from and how you memorized the order of the compass

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Hey what the fuck happened to all the net neutrality coverage
This shit is still happening people, and all of the sudden its disappeared from my dash almost entirely over night
I donât know why, but I think people are automatically being unfollowed from the Net Neutrality tag. It happens to me every time I try to follow it. Iâll follow the tag, come back 20 minutes later & Iâll for some reason have unfollowed the tag automatically. I think this may be happening to a majority of people in an attempt to silence the resistance. Please take a screen shot of this post in case it gets deleted.
hey yeah can yall reblog this cause this is very important. Tumblr is ACTIVELY trying to silence out outrage at this by making us incapable of seeing coverage of events. Weâre all gonna have to come together and step up about this.
Every little note counts, spread the word, dont give in so easily
I just checked this and i can CONFIRM that tumblr AUTOMATICALLY MAKES YOU UNFOLLOW THE NET NEUTRALITY TAGS AFTER 20 MINUTES
Please spread the word! Screen shot this post just in case it gets deleted!!
There is a reason that happens. Tumblr is OWNED by Verizon who is a leader in throwing money at getting rid of Net Neutrality. They have spent literally millions to bring it down so that they can charge you more, slow down your internet and block you from sites they do not deem appropriate. Keep sending in letters, emails and making phone calls. IF you post about it ADD links for FS!
What is Net Neutrality: click here (X)
How to fight back, doing NOTHING is not an option:Â Â
https://www.battleforthenet.com/
http://act.freepress.net/sign/internet_lifeline_fcc/?source=website_action%3Fsource%3Dwebsite_actions
https://www.aclu.org/issues/free-speech/dont-dismantle-net-neutrality
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/do-not-repeal-net-neutrality
Ok this is really freaking me out so Iâm just gonna keep on typing âSIGNAL BOOSTâ on this
If Verizon is pulling this shit WITH Net Neutrality in effect, imagine what they could do without it.
Weâre still fighting for Net Neutrality and corporate greed. This is just one example of how bad things could get if we loose the battle.Â
What if you had to pay an extra $5 per month to access Tumblr? And another $5 for Amazon? And Netflix? Even to use Skype or Discord? What if you canât use some of these at all anymore, either because you canât afford to, or because your ISP blocks you from accessing them? If we loose this fight, this is a very real and very frightening possibility.Â
In addition, your privacy would go out the window. ISPâs could reveal your information ANYONE. Think about everything youâve viewed on the web in the past week, month, or year. Your family, friends, and employer could potentially have access to that. Littles who donât want to go public might not have a choice. LGBTQ+ people who are still in the closet could be forcibly outed. The loss of net neutrality could be DANGEROUS for many people!!!
The internet is not cable TV. You shouldnât have to pay to access certain websites. Your ISP should not have the right to decide what content you can access. You should have the right to be anonymous and private online.
http://verizonprotests.com is a resource for finding local protests. Go and make your voice heard in your local area.
In addition, if you use Verizon, consider canceling your service. Companies like Verizon donât care about you- they care about your money. By showing them you no longer support them, youâre making a strong statement that you are NOT okay with the direction theyâre going.
There are many other resources on the web. Please do everything you can to fight back. This is real, this is important. Donât sit by and watch- we have to fight against this, because the consequences would be devastating.Â
so tumblr is just gonna yeet my yoongi pfp just like that?? i mean hells yell that yoongi can be nsfw at times but jesus
Dear Men Writers
Lesser known facts when writing women:
High heeled shoes donât become flats if you break the heels off.
The posts of earrings arenât sharp.
Nail polish takes a long time to dry and smudges when wet.
You canât hold in a period like pee.
Inserting a tampon is not arousing or sexual in any way, ever.
Feel free to add your own.
- Bras leave red marks on the skin under and around boobs and it is a magical experience when taken off.
- Make up can take anywhere from 5 to 25 minutes depending on how skilled you are.
- Taking hair out of a ponytail after wearing it for hours does not make it perfectly straight when it comes down.
- Hair when wet sticks to the skin it no longer flows, idiot.
-When women with long hair kiss, turn around, do anything, their hair falls in the way.
- Stockings are itchy and tear like wet paper bags.
- Pantyhose, tights, leggings, and stockings are each different. - Waxing hurts and leaves red skin for a while afterwards while shaving leaves stubble - Most canât run in heels unless they have been VERY worn - Insecurity in appearance doesnât mean âbuy me a drinkâ - EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT TASTES IN EVERYTHING
-Having large breasts sucks. It sucks beyond belief. Â If a garment happens to fit your large chest, odds are it wonât fit the rest of you. Underboob sweat is real and terrible. Bending over for extended periods of time will tweak your back out. Running can be painful due to boob turbulence. Bras are hella expensive. Big breasts are not fun.
Putting a tampon in isnt a quick bend-poke-done kinda deal. It involves cubicle yoga, messy hands, numerous curse words as you realise it isnt in correctly and have to take it out and start again with a new one.
Yes to all of this. Â But also:
If her hair is in an updo, one does not simply remove a hairpin to send her hair cascading down her back. Â No. Â If her hair is an updo, it will take at least an hour and an extra set of hands to remove the 137 bobby pins that are holding her hair in place. Â Furthermore, thereâs probably a canâs worth of hairspray in there, intended to withstand category 2 hurricane winds. Â Thereâs no cascading happening here - the best you can hope for is a misshapen nest of hair to clump and poof unattractively in the back while it still remains flat against her scalp.
This is one of the funniest posts Iâve seen in a while (especially if you read all the comments), but also really depressing because at 42 I still judge myself as having failed for not matching up to all these mythical stereotypes despite knowing theyâre impossible
^^^This though
The odds of a woman having smoothly shaved legs and armpits are directly proportional to the amount of skin her clothing bares and/or the amount of fucks she gives at that particular moment.
GLASSES ARE NOT COSMETIC. Â If we whip them off, we do not become gorgeous fashion models. Â We become squinty.
-most women wear bras. Yes, even when they are trying to dress sexy. Because bras make boobs look perkier and rounder, which is something men apparently find sexy, so being a seductress or femme fatale is not an automatic reason for a female character to not be wearing a bra.
-a good bra will hide headlights, or at the very least drastically reduce their noticeability. A women with enough pointy nipple issues will opt for a padded or molded bra to hide them.
-womenâs nipples do not automatically become hard pyramids visible through any and all layers of clothing the second they become even slightly aroused. They are not the female equivalent of boners. And even if their nipples do get hard, the bras they are almost certainly wearing (because even a goddamn succubus with big, honkinâ knockers for seducing men is gonna have those painful puppies in some kind of boob sling) should keep those pointy nipples from being visible to every other character in the scene, JIM BUTCHER. YES, EVEN LARA RAITH WOULD WEAR A BRA ONCE IN A GODDAMN WHILE.
if youâre being tied up and tortured in a freezing underground dungeon, then you probably have more important things to pay attention to than how hard somebodyâs nipples are, jim butcher
- Wearing a bra that doesnât fit HURTS. Itâs not sexy to wear a bra thatâs âtwo sizes too smallâ, itâd make your clothes hang oddly and youâd have a weird, uncomfortable âquad-boobâ effect and your back would hurt, BEN AARONOVITCH.
Also, after removing a too small bra, thereâs gonne be angry red lines on the boobs and ribs and the lady is not going to want them to be touched by anyone for a good long while
-Not all women wear heels. Those things hurt and are hard to balance in. They can also mess up your feet and back pretty bad.
-Lips arenât just naturally red âas if sheâd been drinking wine but they were just like that without makeup cause sheâs so perfect,â my dear little Kvothe from âName of the Windâ. Also, girls do not naturally smell like fruit or flowers, itâs either perfume or something sheâd been eating recently.
Iâve been appreciating this post but now itâs back very specifically calling out my problematic faves and I donât think those male authors realize how much it totally takes me out of the story for a moment when they commit these errors. It does nothing useful for the plot and is annoying for half of the audience
Is it weird that Iâm female and wasnât aware of a solid third of these?
I mean, all writes take note. I basically live in man land when it comes to protagonists so I donât know half these things despite being a woman
(Most) Women do not look at themselves in the mirror and compare their breasts to fruit. Any sort of fruit. Especially melons. Please save us from the melons.
Also we are not aware of our breasts at all times. I do not walk down a flight of stairs and think âoh golly my breasts are bouncing so much right nowâ. They are as much as natural part of our bodies as arms. Do you constantly think about how your arms are moving? Sure you may be aware of them, but paying full attention? Doubtful.
Also: women working out are almost never sexy. Theyâre not glowing or glistening or (kill me) *sparkling*. They are red and sweaty and gross just like all the dudebros doing their time with the dumbbells. Stop ogling fictional women at the gym, TOM WOLFE.
please please please someone provide me with an excerpt from a book where a male writer thought a woman could hold her period in like pee because that sounds hilarious
Take notes y'all.
I pray this post makes it back to me one day.
Hey I really love calling people âbabyâ during sex. You can come off as so genuinely affectionate, âcome here baby, thats it. Does that feel good, baby?â as you lightly rock into them, or you can shove their face down into the sheets and growl into their ear as you rail them. âWhats the matter, baby? You sound all choked up. Doesnt that feel good, baby?â
You could make such a switch into teasing and sadistic with just one word
this sucks
im sad
fuck you

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the one person i care about seems to be losing interest in me so i mean why the fuck not and just yeet myself off the earth
can someone tell me that they care so that i dont end up hurting myself even more lol