Sufficiently Interesting

big comfy piles of pillows

DAWWW SO CUTE :>

same

you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing

excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure

you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?

I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears

I love this post way too much not to reblog it.

@basiliskfree @noivern a solution: giant beanbag chairs

I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.

Just… Idk Try

If I don’t reblog the dragon chair post, assume I’m dead.

Wow

this is  the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators 

@blackzagan

OH MY GOD GHATS WHERE THE IMAGE IS FROM I LOVE IT

@mynameiseyyyyyy

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?

FOUL MUSK FROM THE CLOACA

“holy grail” is short for “holy grind rail,” a technique jesus used to get around jerusalem quickly

jesus being a carpenter is actually a common misinterpretation of the text! he shredded a different kind of board

cant believe the percy jackson adaptation traumatized an entire generation of YA readers so badly we cant even get hyped for artemis fowl because we’re all goddamn scared.

I want so fucking badly for it to be good

thomas the tank engine, aka the only monster no. one wants to fuck

that’s where you’re wrong

you made this blog just now and i feel responsible for the evil it represents

thomas the spank engine

i think humanity in the middle ages was onto something when they allowed only priests to be literate

it’s not the necklace. putting on of these on your cat turns him into Goku wearing his weighted training clothes. As soon as he gets the necklace off he’s learned to compensate and he’s an unstoppable, undetectable killing machine. Putting on of these necklaces on your cat will turn him into The Predator within 3 months.

Imagine being a Half-Dragon or Dragonborn from one of these…

Or a kobold descendant from one.

Guess I have some work to do.