oh hi, lol

if my blog gets deleted you can find me in a cave located beside Pacifidlog Town in the Route 134 ocean current. Take note that you will have to stick towards the very bottom of the screen. It is in a space of calm water there with a dark spot to Dive. Go where the inscription is and press B; say yes and go to the end. Use Dig go to the end of that tunnel and read the inscription. Put Relicanth last in your party and Wailord first, then go back and read the inscription again and there will be an earthquake. If this doesn’t work go and switch Relicanth to first and Wailord to last and there should be an earthquake. Then a box tells you it sounds like doors opening far away.

if my blog gets deleted, find me on the island on Route 130 when the last two bytes of the personality value of one of your party members matches matches a random value shuffled daily between 0x0000 and 0xFFFF

find me on select water tiles on route 119, but be careful of altering random values between attempts lest I change position

im 17 now only one year left til i make this post guys

i didn’t turn 18 for this

Glad to see we still got lots of porn bots, there is still porn on my dash, and now half my followers are pixelated icons even if their blog wasn’t that sexual to begin with. Amazing.

BUTTBUTTINATIONS.

@shingojira

The poetry!

“But people lie about their age” YEAH PEOPLE LIE ABOUT THEIR AGE TO DO ALL KINDS OF SHIT. WHEN I WORKED AT THE GROCERY STORE PEOPLE LIED ABOUT THEIR AGE TO GET BEER. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? WE DIDN’T BAN ALL BEER, WE REQUIRED AN ID CHECK, YES, KNOWING THAT SOME PEOPLE WOULD LIE. BECAUSE THE FAULT WAS THEIRS BECAUSE THEY LIED.

mutuals if tumblr gets deleted feel free to hunt me down in the city streets like a half-feral animal