if you think a reblog is abt Auron, it probably is

everyone who is an excellent writer thinks they suck and will never get published. everyone whose writing sucks ass is actually getting published and displayed in barnes and noble

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

If only someone on Tumblr were really really good at identifying horses in posts.

Sounds like that horse with no name got out of the desert and went to space. We salute you, Nameless Space Horse!

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

theres a pink blue and white flower at rhe grocery store i have to make. a joke

Looooove a fictional man who can love me with such pure and tender devotion and also fuck me in the filthiest, nastiest, most creative ways. Man who makes me believe in a fairy tale type of romance and then introduces me to (and fulfills) sexual fantasies I never even knew I had, kinks I’d never thought to consider. Who makes me feel safe and comfortable enough to explore the rough and taboo and intense. A man so gentle and loving and yet so ravenous for me, capable of such intense lust, all for me.

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

I might have to try this. My only concern is that it might softlock this when you rescue your Dad, and he chides or praises your actions when you get to Project Purity. Would the games logic handle you being 100% evil, but with only good decisions.

It’s fine he just says he’ll talk about this with you later and later never comes cause he ded

#I'd imagine this is how elfs feel about humans