if you think a reblog is abt Auron, it probably is

the traditional british symbol for courage is the lion, an animal which, a careful observer will note, cannot be found there.

but with your help we can release several dozen of them onto the streets of birmingham

The fact that the Wukong actor is genuinely running SO fast is so freaking funny to me. (Also wow, all the character's cosplay is really good!)

For some reason in New Vegas you can’t gift toys to the Boomer children unless your charisma is high enough but not to worry you can raise your charisma with drugs, alcohol, and sexy underwear.

Hey kid. Ignore the lingerie and smell of spilled whiskey and mentats. Do you want a radioactive toy rocket? Don’t tell your mom about this. 

The drunk lady in sexy pajamas has given rocket fuel to our children. We can trust her.

Do you ever wonder if the Boomers are all hard of hearing from all the explosions they’re setting off all the time

*slow drag of my cigar* I miss my wife.

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

*hitting ttrpg fan with a stick* not everything fantasy is about D&D!

*hitting vtm fan with a stick* I have nothing against you, but I kind of assume you're into this!

*hitting Changeling: the Lost fan with a stick* this is crucial to establish your backstory

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry