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ashenmind

good lord this thing is useless

fishmech

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

tura23

If only someone on Tumblr were really really good at identifying horses in posts.

identifying-horses-in-posts

Sounds like that horse with no name got out of the desert and went to space. We salute you, Nameless Space Horse!

art-of-astral

[ID: A screenshot of a Google AI Overview result.

"On July 6, 1997, a horse became the first animal from Earth to land on Mars, descending the left front wheel of the Sojourner Rover three and a half weeks after it landed. The horse survived the sterilization process before the rover's launch, but no one knows its name or that it was on the rover, and it has since died."]

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ruesdeluxe

fandom-man

notahorseindisguise

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

notahorseindisguise

swagdinner

malwarechips

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

rosexknight

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

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neurotypicalite

theres a pink blue and white flower at rhe grocery store i have to make. a joke

neurotypicalite

call that a transplant

whoreiaki-kakyoin

Looooove a fictional man who can love me with such pure and tender devotion and also fuck me in the filthiest, nastiest, most creative ways. Man who makes me believe in a fairy tale type of romance and then introduces me to (and fulfills) sexual fantasies I never even knew I had, kinks I’d never thought to consider. Who makes me feel safe and comfortable enough to explore the rough and taboo and intense. A man so gentle and loving and yet so ravenous for me, capable of such intense lust, all for me.

what-even-is-thiss

I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

what-even-is-thiss

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

what-even-is-thiss

My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.

what-even-is-thiss

The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.

So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.

Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.

what-even-is-thiss

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

mxquitegood

I might have to try this. My only concern is that it might softlock this when you rescue your Dad, and he chides or praises your actions when you get to Project Purity. Would the games logic handle you being 100% evil, but with only good decisions.

what-even-is-thiss

It’s fine he just says he’ll talk about this with you later and later never comes cause he ded

yuurivoice

Had to say goodbye to my little Wizard, Haru, who refused to believe that CON was a dump stat. He battled an eosinophilic disease for most of his 3 years, and I did my best to help him fight. He was silly, and sassy, and loved through every struggle. And he loved me through mine.

lesserknownwaifus

Elesh Norn, from Magic the Gathering

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somegaygendergomblinwithpots

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY NOT SO SWEET SOUTHERN COKE CAN<3

derinthescarletpescatarian

#I'd imagine this is how elfs feel about humans

nealashitposts

I cant go to my local libary anymore because last year when I stopped by a librarian was reading a book I wrote under a pen name years ago. This book sold under 10k copies and I've literally only heard people talk about this book online *if* I went looking for it so I went up to them and tried to start a conversation like "oh hey I've heard of that book is it good?" Like hoping for some real feedback and she goes "yeah I love reading things by queer writers" and in a moment of terror I was like "oh but- hold on, I thought the author was some old hetero white guy?!" A thing I thought because I used my own dead grandpa's picture for the author pic because grandpa never had internet. I fake looked it up and was like "yeah if he was queer its not public?" And without looking up this absolute unit goes "oh the author bio is obviously fake. I'd bet my left leg the author is a west coast millennial non-binary queer who has never lived on the east coast." And then proceeded to rattle off a dozen linguistic flourishes that are specfic to the pacific northwest that are in the book and several that are nearly ubiquitous in the state where I said my pen name lives that are somehow completely absent from the book.

So you know. Got read for fifth and didn't even find out if she liked it.

damazcuz

When you have a hammer, every problem looks like it's a nail. And when you have a character, every post looks like it's about them. And that's cause it is! 😊 #wisdom

cardamom-and-cloves

Don't make baby Faust angry.

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cardamom-and-cloves

Faust tried touching grass and didn't like it.

metalhead-syd

Day 6 cowboy Seth

Didn't do much I was getting pretty tired, plus I thought it looked good with nothing else

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