if you think a reblog is abt Auron, it probably is

the important thing to remember about corporations is that they are so so stupid

this post brought to you by my ex employer claiming that they can't have done disability discrimination against me because there's no proof I had PTSD in January 2025, although they do admit I had it both four months before and six months after that

asked my lawyer if this was the dumbest thing she'd ever seen and she gave me the ol' dead eyed stare that has watched a thousand civilisations fall

Update; my fluffy 25 pound dickhead of a Maine coon mix Disapproves Strongly of the child locks on the food door. Loudly. Is now attempting to figure out how to work a child lock with his enormous crime paws.

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

hiiiiii <3 i live in a barn : )

hello friend! may i step into your lovely barn and also do u happen to have warm human blood inside of you? smiles so sweetly at u

i have the regular kind of blood. you can sleep in one of the stalls. what do you eat? is it timothy? we have a lot of that. i can put a bunch in one of those net bags for you.

u…. u have timothy? lots of timothy ? for me? and i can sleep in a stall ;w; woaw…. no body has shown me this much kindness for two thousand years

wwooooaaahhhh hold on. 2 thousand years? you're not a vampire are you....

*tearing up* thank you i love you i’ll be the best horse for you i promise i love you

I think more non binary characters should be fat

fat and black and brown 👍🏾

my understanding of the petplay dog clicker thing is that people seem to be utilizing classical conditioning to make their girlfriends associate having sex with having sex

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

my iron lung head canon is that simon doesn't have a last name. they all have one "father", they are all "brothers", and there just aren't that many of them left alive to need last names to differentiate people. it's why simon was so heartbroken that they didn't know his name, his only identity.

I think Auron slams open doors on accident a lot out of habit.