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y’all are getting mad as celebrities for sending get well wishes?? i hate trump too but wtf are they supposed to say? ‘die bitch lol’????

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I don’t know I think it’s unfair to call a dead man an “ignorant misogynist”... it’s disrespect

as a 21st century American I feel very little need to show respect to King Henry VIII tbh

eugeniedanglars

honestly my dream is to not be famous myself, but to be married to a famous person purely so i could go to events full of other famous people and pretend i’ve never heard of any of them. i would love to watch the look on leonardo di caprio’s face as i ask him what he does for a living and, when he incredulously tells me he’s an actor, take a sip of my drink and ask, “and how’s that working out for you?”

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Abbotsford House, Scotland

beholdingslut

NOTHING in classical literature gets me like odysseus introducing himself to the people who are putting him up as “I am Odysseus, known for my many clever tricks and lies” like i would want that man out of my house immediately

roach-works

what’s extra fun is that in that era, hospitality was an incredibly serious duty of homeowners: they had to take in a traveler, and couldn’t kick him out until he himself had transgressed against them in a really obvious, inarguable way. like, there are legends of gods traveling incognito and cursing people who were inhospitable to them, who turned them away or who didn’t whole-heartedly treat them as honored guests. at the least you were a huge dick for turning away a traveler, and at worst that traveler was a god who turned your whole household into trees or pigs or something. there’s even some funny stories about hosts doing their best to accommodate guests that are being increasingly ridiculous in ways that don’t quite break the social contract, but are really weird and inconvenient.

the bottom line is that you just can’t kick a guest out once you’ve welcomed him until he’s incontrovertibly wronged you, and by announcing that he’s a liar and a trickster, odysseus is saying: if i wrong you, you’re gonna have a hell of a time proving it.

so basically odysseus is telling his hapless hosts and fellow guests: i’m not trapped in here with you. you’re trapped in here with me.

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A baby green tree python made its way into Dr Anne Fawcett’s hair and acted like an impromptu hair tie

william-snekspeare

SCRUNCHIE

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just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

venacavo

we can too you’re just not skilled yet

pileofknives

Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

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amy_simba on ig

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Idk which plague doctor needs to hear this but no matter what anyone says, your knowledge of herbs is immense and your beak is huge

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howd the victorians get to sleep without asmr vids am i right fellas

queerdungeons

I know they had cocaine you can stop telling me . I dont think you guys know what coke does

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Noli Timere - Don't Be Afraid

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Poor innocent 14-year-old baby seth clearwater listening to edward and jacob fight over pussy from outside that tent in eclipse

ullathynell

I’ve been posting some of my old Tolkien themed watercolor illustrations in my instagram lately so why not here as well, for old times sake. Lil hobbitses heading to adventure! Forests! Ents! The gaiety of the elvish feast!

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