I Am A Cyder Drinker

When people are sick they are actually NSFW

I love this franchise.

Fuck outta here

^^^^^^

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

It is normal to binge-watch a tv series, but is looked down upon to binge-play a videogame.

I love Bill Nye

Now that I’m older, I have a hard time answering “what do you want for your birthday?”. The things I really want are not capable of being gifted.

imagine being an adult trying to one-up a 9 year old

>tfw the entire Internet is really, REALLY angry with everyone for no reason

It happened again. PLEASE TAG!

I dont see any lies though. He called out a legitimate set of problems on tumblr.

he’s not wrong at all and the fact that you’re reacting negatively towards it proves his point.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE