Cellulite

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

#OH NO OH GOD#I FEEL LIKE THE TROJAN WAR IS ABOUT TO START

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

happy good friday

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

Why do we always wind up here

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

Do you like the wheel of the sky

Well I like that it doesn't take 5 minutes to scroll past.

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died