Kaslyn Q. Inabox-Speaks

Happy anniversary Lawrence and Linda Flynn Fletcher

And happy birthday Vanessa 🎉🥳

hates mayonnaise. the texture of it specifically. if he thinks about the texture he thinks about the taste and then suddenly it tastes disgusting and he needs it out of his mouth immediately.

doesn’t like wearing short sleeves or shorts, prefers long sleeves and pants. it makes him feel less vulnerable

wears a lot of rings and fidgets with them constantly

collects bracelets. almost never wears them

would 100% fw nail polish, unfortunately he can’t wear it often because he picks at his nail beds a lot and he can’t stand seeing the polish chip

almost never brushes his hair. it’s constantly tangled and he has to get someone else (usually natalie bc it bugs her to see it get so bad) brush through it like once every month. he complains about how it hurts the whole time

was a fnaf kid. he played the games around natalie with the full knowledge that she was deathly afraid of them (his favorite character was fnaf 1 bonnie)

good at putting his thoughts into writing, but finds it harder to say them out loud. this also carries over to lyric-writing

almost always humming to himself

needs glasses. rarely ever wears them.

despises white noise. it gets in his head and then he can’t ignore it and everything is Terrible

doesn’t like coffee and prefers hot chocolate or tea instead

huge psychology and history nerd

pretty good at math, but hates it. if math had a bloodline he would wish death upon it probably (understandable)

An incredible work of art done by @eydilily as a commission for the @hermitadaymay fundraiser!

Dad: “We didn’t even have a high school prom.”

(Pause.)

Dad: “They cancelled it.”

(Pause.)

Dad: “Because we burned down a school bus. Senior prank got out of control.”

Me: “Interesting that you never mentioned this when I was in high school.”

good day:

make coffee

regular day:

put water in coffee maker

put coffee in coffee maker

turn on coffee maker

bad day:

take pot from coffee maker

turn on sink

fill up coffee pot

turn off sink

pour water into coffee maker

put coffee pot in coffee maker

open cupboard

get coffee filter from cupboard

get coffee beans from cupboard

put filter in coffee pot

measure coffee

pour coffee into filter

close coffee maker

turn coffee maker on