Kaslyn Q. Inabox-Speaks

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

Thank you for giving me another chance

do y’all know the origin story of graham crackers cause wtf

YEP its hilarious. protestant guy got some flour turned it into a biscuit and said this is ESSENTIAL for a good life. for reasons including the recent cholera outbreak, no yeast = no alcohol and also so people would have less sex. he was so so offended by people having sex that he went you know what would fix them? dryass bland graham crackers (the crackers that most of us are familiar with add a sweetener, usually honey and high fructose corn syrup). this will Reduce your sex drive he said and you know what maybe they did i would surely take a smore over sex

This post has soup in it!! Very good.

you leave ONE comment on a youtube video and all of a sudden you've gained fifteen subscribers and there's an angry mob demanding you give them cat facts

Well now you gotta come up with videos about cat facts! It's what the people want!

okay but have you even CONSIDERED rewriting the stars??

I was literally explaining to my friend today how often I say this, like "but I build it up, right? so it's more like- wait. okay no, but actually- because, what if we rewrite the stars?" and I watched in REAL TIME as her expression changed from listening, to Listening, to the horrid realization that despite knowing what was coming she had still fallen for it

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

@aslukewouldhaveit something you would do

which raises the possibility of rhonda and number two trying to track down the sender and also nicholas' brother with increasing frustration, and little do they know Nicholas just. Is like a homing pigeon but specifically for Nathaniel.