Still Standing

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

shout-out to everyone name-dropping dunkin in the tags of this post that was in fact written about dunkin

Happy pride month to him

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

one person does not cure cancer. teams of scientists who rely on funding from the government cure cancer. one person's singular novel ingenuity is not what is stopping us from curing cancer; fucking CAPITALISM IS.

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

  Yahoo shouldn’t regret buying Tumblr because the value plummeted. They should regret changing it, which caused people to leave, which caused the value to plummet.