love is love at Quark's ™️

tshirt that says "i do not consent to being filmed" on the front and "i am in witness protection and if you film me and post it online you could be directly responsible for my death" on the back

when someone post a picture of me and my shirt online i then deploy my 87 alt accounts posing as various members of the mob to send the uploader messages demanding to know the whereabouts of the person in the image and making it implicitly clear that i plan to harm them

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

this weed strain is called “chem scout” which suggests future warfare, and weed itself is a kind of futuristic weapon of war, enfeebling the mind

Well see how your demon blade fares against my twin scythes you dumb faggot

in monster high universe you can get horrormone replacement therapy. there's hextrogen and testostegroan

we need to hype up older women's bodies more because I respect actresses' boundaries in not wanting to film scenes with too much nudity etc regardless of their reasons. but I think that if women over 40 weren't told they're past their prime and basically assumed and expected to be insecure about their bodies we could increase the quantity of milf sex on my tv screen by at least 40%

oh my god i didnt know there was a sequel image

new seasons greasons lore dropped