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"i am NOT! losing TWO FIGHTS!! in one year." farah is unwell.

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“Before their marriages, Mr. Dearly and Pongo had lived in a bachelor flat, where they were looked after by Mr. Dearly’s old nurse, Nanny Butler. Mrs. Dearly and Missis had also lived in a bachelor flat (there are no such things as spinster flats), where they were looked after by Mrs. Dearly’s old nurse, Nanny Cook. The dogs and their pets met at the same time and shared a wonderfully happy double engagement, but they were all a little worried about what was to happen to Nanny Cook and Nanny Butler. It would be all right when the Dearlys started a family, particularly if it could be twins, with one twin for each Nanny, but until then, what were the Nannies going to do? For though they could cook breakfast and provide meals on trays (meals called “a nice egg by the fire”) neither of them was capable of running a smart little house in Regent’s Park, where the Dearlys hoped to invite their friends to diner. And then something happened. Nanny Cook and Nanny Butler met and, after a few minutes of deep suspicion, took a great liking to each other. And they had a good laugh about their names. “What a pity we’re not a real cook and butler,” said Nanny Cook. “Yes, that’s what’s needed now,” said Nanny Butler. And then they both together had the Great Idea: Nanny Cook would train to be a real cook, and Nanny Butler would train to be a real butler. They would start the very next day and be fully trained by the wedding. “But you’ll have to be a parlourmaid, really,” said Nanny Cook. “Certainly not,” said Nanny Butler. “I haven’t the figure for it. I shall be a real butler- and I shall valet Mr. Dearly, which will need no training as I’ve done it since the day he was born.” And so when the Dearlys and the Pongos got back from their joint honeymoon, there were Nanny Cook and Nanny Butler, fully trained, ready to welcome them into the little house facing Regent’s Park. It came as something of a shock that Nanny Butler was wearing trousers. “Wouldn’t a black dress with a nice frilly apron be better?” suggested Mrs. Dearly-rather nervously, because Nanny Butler had never been her Nanny. “You can’t be a butler without trousers,” said Nanny Butler firmly. “But I’ll get a frilly apron tomorrow. It will add a note of originality.” It did.”
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The 101 Dalmatians by Dodie Smith
…so… I had this read to me as a kid and I remembered something of it, but heh, why aren’t we talking about Nanny Cook and Nanny Butler?
(via still-intrepid)
I mean…
because Disney isn’t about to put queer ladies in their movies except as villains without love interests
…wait there’s a book?
[Image: Ink drawing of Mr. and Mrs. Dearly walking down the street, followed by Pongo and Perdita, then Nannies Cook and Butler.]
There were two books, in fact! A book and a sequel that was a lot more sci-fi. (The Dog Star wanted friends, okay?) Also, remember the cat, Tibbs? Mrs Willow in the book.
Also also in the book, there was a female liverspotted Dalmatian that the Dearlys adopted to help nurse the pups, since fifteen was a bit much for a single dog. (She’d recently had her own, likewise liverspotted, pups taken from her, but was eventually reunited with both them and her beau, yet another liverspotted Dalmatian).
At the end of the first book, the Dearlys move into Hell House (originally Hill House, and changed back when they move in) and basically start a Dalmatian rescue. While they eventually end up adopting out a lot of dogs, they always make sure to have at least 101 at all times. (It’s also mentioned that Patch never takes a mate so he doesn’t pass on his “bad genes”, since Dalmatians aren’t supposed to have patches like his.)
Oh, and Mr. Dearly is independently wealthy because he’s so good at math, he helped the government out of a snarl and as a reward he doesn’t need to pay taxes anymore. Later, he helps them out of another bad math situation, and they start paying him a stipend in thanks.
oh, these twists and turns of fate
still can’t believe they’re canon now, wow
sometimes a family can be a lovely trainwreck of a bodygaurd, an eccentric “not psychic” detective and his emotionally constipated “assis-friend”

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ただのらくがき
todd: when I said ‘bring me back something from the beach’ I meant like, a shell or something
dirk: [struggling to hold onto a seagull] well you didn’t bloody say that
This is today and I’m quietly shrieking 🤩

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Dirk Gently’s + tumblr text posts~
Todd: I would die for you.
Dirk: I’d die for you first.
Farah, from across the office: NO ONE HERE IS DYING!
[x]
And if you look to your left you will see me, literally kicking myself for taking One Year to get this joke.
Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency / I love Black-wing jumpsuit design
I want an entire series like this oh my gosh 😍
am i doing this right?

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