Protect the Holistic BB

my fave thing about the abbreviation dghda is that it looks like a gay keysmash and that just about describes Dirk too

the way Dirk was so overwhelmed at the festival and how he hated being surrounded so tightly by other people and how he started panicking when Farah left him to chase the Boreton boy was honestly such an autistic mood

I think if Todd saw this in his and Farah's on the road time before s2 he would have lost his shit. "It's a sign, Farah!" "Yes. Todd, it is an actual sign. On a building. It doesn't mean- and you're already running inside..."

[image ID: the “I’ve connected the dots” buzzfeed unsolved meme. It’s edited so that Dirk from Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency says “I’ve connected everything” and Todd responds “you didn’t connect shit” and then Dirk says “I’ve connected them” End ID]

oh to be the queen of a group of dumb yet capable boys who respect and adore me in equal measure

#i love how at first it was ‘todd isnt…’ but then she almost seems to remember something about him that makes her feel otherwise #huh

dirk gently will be like ‘i know a spot’ and you’ll end up in an electric death maze