Hearing Voices Part V - Joins This Hell
Qrow: You alright, kiddo?
Ruby: Yeah. I just got bark and dirt all over my butt sitting on that log back there.
Nora: Me too! It's so annoying...
Jaune: What are you two talking about?
Ruby: It's a skirt problem.
Nora: Yeah, you boys wouldn't understand!
Ruby: Actually, Jaune would...
Nora: Oh, that's right. But the rest of you boys wouldn't understand.
Oscar: *pauses, suddenly far away in a memory*
Ren: No, I suppose we wouldn't.
Qrow: We should keep moving.
Oscar: *small snort of laughter*
Qrow: *turns to glare at Oscar suspiciously*
Oscar: *starts laughing outright*
Qrow: *glare intensifies*
Oscar: Ha ha ha! Ha ha - BA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!
Qrow: *starts moving towards Oscar*
Nora: I don't get it. What's so funny?
Oscar: *laughing so hard he can barely speak* Ha ha, like...LIKE WHAT YOU SEE! Hahahahahaha!
Qrow: *grabs Oscar by the back of the collar and starts dragging him away from the others*
Ruby: Uncle Qrow! What are you doing?!
Nora: What's wrong with him?
Qrow: *not turning around as he drags Oscar away* ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? HE'S A CRAZY PERSON! HE TALKS TO A VOICE IN HIS HEAD! HE'S INSANE AND YOU SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO HIM OR TRUST ANYTHING HE TELLS YOU!
Ruby, Nora, and Jaune: *speechless*
Ren: *even more speechless than usual*
Oscar: *still in fits of laughter even while being dragged* HA HA HA HA! La - HAHA - Landing strategy! HAHAHAHAHAHA!