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FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

Bill Nye stepped up!!!

Just gonna say: There is literally no romance in Thor: Ragnarok. No romance subplots, no kissing. The closest thing to it is when Hulk sees part of a video of Black Widow and it turns him back into Bruce Banner. Besides that? Nothing. It was awesome.

False there is a clearly defined 3 seconds where its implied that Loki went down on Jeff Goldblum.

This is the only argument to this post that I will accept

When will people realize that america is one of the worst countries on the planet when it comes to affordable healthcare. The US doesnt give a shit about its people dying. They WANT you to use your savings. You’re either paying or dying. Over here you get FREE healthcare if you cant afford it on your own.

having executive dysfunction, ADHD and just a complete lack of any conception of the workings and passage of time means that i consistently roll a critical fail in punctuality

y’all a bunch of city slickers that is NOT corn

“What if raccoons figured out the secret to starting fires?” is the scariest hypothetical question my dad has ever posed

that’s the distinction between goblins and raccoons

hi im sorry but “patient: the void” is the greatest string of letters ever created

ikr, I died when my mom sent me that picture

twin agents of darkness

This is so cute.

she was a lesbian

She  had an affair with Eva Le Gallienne, a lesbian who called love between women “the most beautiful thing in the world.“ 

Fucking butter.

things that are over: my life and what i originally thought of my voice

i quit

let me go change my underwear…

is this what i hear when i’m entering heaven or 

holy shit eargasm

I love this song so much, I’ve named fic after lines in it.

I MUST reblog this. Don’t u see my name?

FUCK.

Oh my—he’s so pOWERFUL.

Holy fucking shit…