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I’m such a lucky person ❤️

I cannot comprehend that other people don’t experience this. WHAT IS IT LIKE?!?

This is me when I go to Walmart

KEVIN!!!!

oh to be a nun in 1350 enjoying quiet time and gardening and having lots of lesbian sex and then dying at the ripe old age of 36

Life expectancy statistics measure the average age of death. Because infant/childhood mortality was so incredibly high until recently, it really dragged down that average. If you exclude infant/childhood mortality from your statistic, you’ll see that humans (that survive childhood) have consistently lived into their 70s, meaning if you were a woman that survived childhood and never had to go through pregnancy, you may well get a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening!

Reblog for a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening

Shout out to all my lesbian gardeners from the 14th century and onwards.

When you have the power of God and anime on your side