Neighbors, you are tedious

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

I feel like Bilbo would teach the elves of Rivendell the concept of a mathom with the express purpose of oh so politely asking them over dinner how were the Silmarils not a mathom

By the way, it's important to me that Elrond supports Bilbo's claim and finds it quite insightful actually

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

Why can't you wish someone a single congratulation

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

games over! everyone loses! 👍

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox