An Awfully Big Adventure

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

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