i am a flower

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

more women should submit to the madness and turn into giant screaming dog beasts

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece  

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!

day 1 of the time loop

day 1 of the time loop

day 1 of the time loop

day 1 of the time loop

day 1 of the time loop

day 1 of the time loop

i love saying etc. like figure it out yourself

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

And are the "people returning from Twitter" in the room with us right now?

I go outside regularly

no you don't

okay fine I go outside weirdly