Not to brag but what a time to be childless
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Three Goblin Art
almost home
Not today Justin
KIROKAZE
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Product Placement
Claire Keane
Sade Olutola
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.

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@strawberrypaniki
Not to brag but what a time to be childless

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does anyone else remember being a hapless american child looking at the prices of books on the inside flap and wondering. do we just hate canadians? this book is $8 here and $13 there, that feels..... mean somehow
my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad
australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore
oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe
WHAT
A trend we predicted in 2016 continues.
US based but it’s similar reasons in other countries. and of course many companies have international locations. idk if that’s why it’s happening with sour patch kids but this is a thing
I cannot even explain how ANGRY I am at this.
My nephew is very allergic to eggs, peanuts, tree nuts, and sesame. Last year my sister discovered all hot dogs and hamburger buns now contain sesame. Not "may contain", but listed in the ingredients. This year basically every brand of sliced bread also now contains sesame, making it very difficult to find bread items he can eat.
They're just adding it to their products, so they can just list it as an ingredient and not bother with worrying about cross contamination. And they aren't even bothering with telling anyone. Capitalism is going to kill us all.
"Which brings us back to Kellogg’s. Back in 2016, the company found a way around the added burden and expense of complying with the FSMA: they simply began adding trace amounts of peanut flour to their cracker products. Doing so allowed them to list peanuts as an ingredient of the product, freeing them from having to prevent cross-contact.
At the time, Kellogg’s notified Food Allergy Research and Education (FARE) about the impending change and left it to them to warn the allergic community. In this case, Pearson’s didn’t even bother as near as we can tell."
The peanut flour thing is happening all over. Watch out for things like breakfast bars, cookies, etc..
Check everything, even if it was safe last month.
What the FUCK.
My food sensitivities are mild, but I have a lot of mutuals with more severe ones, so signal boosting this hard
[<] Thundercracker makes it home!

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Choices when talking to Ralsei in Deltarune feel like this
This reminds me of this old toby fox tweet lmao
doodle i made when i couldnt find this post
PSA to all bats: Stay hydrated and keep away from the giant flaming orb in the sky.
Time for the yearly reblog of “why is the sun trying to kill me (again)”
@theonespoopyghost
Babysit
<3 Proper way to help these lil buddies on their way <3
If you’re in the habit of helping small creatures, as I am, here’s how for snail. Prob also applicable for aquatic snails.
image description: a how to guide on how to pick up snails safely.
I AM NOT A HANDLE.
My shell is not where you grab me.
WRONG WAY
*person grabbing snail by its shell*
<- Mantle - Delicate tissue connecting body to shell
<- Foot - Creates powerful seal to surface
<- Shell - Not a handle
<- The Seal - Breaking it by force breaks the snail
Grabbing shell and yanking off surface:
-> Tears delicate mantle
-> Causes internal collapse
-> Can be fatal
RIGHT WAY
1. Touch shell gently *example given of a person gently placing a finger on its shell*
2. WAIT for snail to retract *snail retracted into its shell with an hourglass above it*
3. Lift SLOWLY once released *hand picking up snail in its shell from the ground*
4. Place in direction it was heading. *Snail travelling along on the ground, following an around in front of it. A big green checkmark is above it.*
30 extra seconds = the difference between rescue and injury.
Be a real snail-saver.
End image description and begin me rage quitting the universe because all this effort to make it accessible and it turns out to be AI generated and full of misinformation.
Anyways, enough with the dramatics, here's a link with more information:
You're probably all familiar with those pages on the big social media platforms that run as “entertainment” and steal content wherever they
This will be Minecraft in 2017

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What’s CNC
Cookies n cream babie
you’re trying? that’s what matters and yes, it really does matter
@funnier-when-objectum?
THE SENSITIVE TERRORIST: “Are you in the right headspace to receive a bomb that will kill you?”

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why did i get the eating disorder hotline for deedee megadoodoo
tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary