professional hugger

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

before we start posting that july is gay wrath month let’s consider that july is disability pride month first and foremost. the “be gay do crimes” memes can wait

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.