Mike got pet!

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... Meet Battat, an old advisor for the Rudinn king turned conspiracy theorist and double-life enthusiast. Masking as a man named Mike with two other friends, he keeps Tenna's spirits high and keeps him from losing his mind. He gets paid the big bucks for it, so he doesn't mind playing some make believe in order to get closer to the guy... who even cares for the guy behind the mask...?

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The sudden apperance of Caine has him jolt, and through the sudden scare, he forgets to address Pomni for a second.

... YOUSE GOTTA [$^#*&#!] PROBLEM? STOP DOIN' THAT, YOUSE GONNA GIVE ME A [#%!@*$&] HEART ATTACK!! ,,

Battat's chest was puffed out slightly, his cheeks were green from anger and flustered embarrassment for jumping so hard. He decidedly looks at Pomni instead, a hand to his head as he tries to calm himself down. Poor guy. His voice was a little shaky now that he was reeling back that sudden burst, he couldn't help it!

... I already got that covered. I've had a gamblin' addiction for a while- doesn't help that I had to prance around casino's schmoozin' whoever possible. ,,

He sighs sharply, looking at Caine with a frustrated glare.

... Be useful then, make a casino. We ain't got NOTHIN' to do around here, you want us to abstract cause we's bored? Then you'd get NO ONE to play with, and you'd be ALONE. Make it snappy, ya messy-coded little- ,,

Someone... may want to hold him back. His face was progressively getting greener, it was pretty clear that he and this man didn't get along! His mouth was getting squiggly... it might have been more threatening if he was a little taller, not like he could help it! Not here, anyways. He wasn't used to being this short...

What a mean mug that one had. Battat gives an equally mean glare back before waving Lox to follow him. He wasn't about to deal with some rabbit who had bugs crawl into his boxer briefs this morning. Battat's dress shoes click against the floor as he leads the way to the rooms, this place was too damn big for what it was. It may have looked aesthetic, but exploring any of the rooms either led to unfinished things, dead spaces or... whatever the hell that screaming face room was. He sighs softly, he wasn't originally going to make small talk but he guessed he could give Lox something to work with. Such a meek thing she was.

... Besides baseball... what's ya whole deal anyways? I never really seen you around othawise... well, I guess I only got here a few days ago. Youse alright from what I've seen from the othas, I'm usually just doin' my own thing anyways. There ain't any woik to do anymore so not like I can do much else other than stare... ,,

He sighs in frustration.

... How do youse all even do it anyways? It feels like there's so much to do but there ain't. It's all borin'. And that teeth-filled maniac ain't exactly takin' suggestions. I think we needs a casino. Need ta get some dealin' tables in and I'll [@$#&!?] run that [@%^!] all day. ,,

Battat was mostly going through his notes today, he'd gotten a day off for once but Calypso always had a way of interrupting him... lovingly, of course. He didn't mind a bit, if she wanted his attention that was something she'd get.

... Borrow? Baby, youse can take my kisses. Youse always barragin' me, why don't ya let me do the same? ,,

It only takes a minute for him to stand, leaning against her and although he has to adjust slightly, his hands are squeezing her waist gently as he peppers her face with kisses. He hums, smiling as he attacks her with his own love until she absolutely couldn't take anymore... he was probably next. He just had to brace himself for impact...

... Damn straight, kid! ,,

He nods in affirmation, almost like he could take a shot to that statement.

... You and I, we's similar. Ideas come to us suddenly, who's tellin' how we got there? Certainly not me. If I got my plan out sure! Ahh, don't let nobody tell ya what ta do kid. Makes ya life a lot more hell than it should be. ,,

He chuckles. This was admittedly terrible advice, but it's definitely funny from someone who comes from a life of taking orders.

... If anyone's buggin' you though and youse need backup? Gimmie a call. I'll set em straight. ,,

\\ That's not a terrible idea... giggling. I do love incorporating my muses with each other, having Battat somehow get this telescope for her (he probably bought it bc it was pretty and high-end but ends up being placed in by Friend to doom her by looking through it... having her be a vessel like her other au I have (her disciple AU where she's being "used" by the Visitor to learn more about the earth,) for Friend to essentially get more info in the Lightners world wouldn't be too far fetched... or I could have her trapped in the Dark World due to it being dangerous for her in the Lightner world. Maybe a promise to extend her life and let her continue enjoying the stars...