🍓Homosexual Extraterrestrial🍓

@strawberryexorcist

Mostly memes and gayness. Miscellaneous death, destruction and cuteness. Occasional NSFW so gird your loins.

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manfrommars2049

Cosmic Cthulhu by me (2017) via ImaginaryLeviathans

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literally all of these r me. im wikipedia bf

"why are people who do cool things always so weird"

i have a startling truth to keep from you... about the relationship between cool and weird

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outofcontextdiscord

there is so much fucking happening here

this is entrapment

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

asofterepilogue

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

wilburian-deactivated20221116

everyone lost

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

catgirlforeskin

catgirlforeskin

that-twink-over-there

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

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honestly it’s what he deserves. paul rudd my beloved

theraddestpotato21

Brown Listerine (or the identical off-brand) is now a standard part of my theater kit. Using it pre- and post-kiss scenes really separates stage from reality.

Also shoutout to he Listerine tabs and chewables. Same usage.

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

I went into this video skeptical but y’all right

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There’s so much to unpack here:

Pack of Beakers

Goth Beaker

The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer

The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer

The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur

The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning

everythingiknowisfromdrseuss

What does one call a pack of Beekers? A cabinet? A lab?

reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

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