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As the new year dawns, Q1 looms over my post vacation glow. The horrors multiply and I reach for my cigarette pack, four days into a resolution to quit. Should have known better. All those things I tabled for the new year are now crushing the table they perched upon, I don’t even remember the passcode to my laptop.

Life is not gwenchana, folks.

PS: people who send emails even after receiving my beautiful auto reply stating I was Out of Office, I hope your socks are always wet and your pets leave you, and someone deletes your Spotify playlists. No one deserves to be exposed to your rabid, uncivilised selves.

#new year same me #fuck my stupid baka life #why am I in need of employment?#why don’t I have generational wealth?

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themysteriousmurasamecastle

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

themysteriousmurasamecastle

we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal we’re going to fire every single game developer we’ve ever hired 😍😍😍

hellstobetsy

For context, one billion people is roughly the same amount of people that bought any one of the PS2, Switch, DS, Game Boy, PS4, PS1, Wii, or PS5 combined, assuming no overlap.

Note also that none of those top eight consoles are Xboxen.

bubblegum-bitchhhhhhhhh

I love when you’re reading multiple fics by the same author and you start to spot all the phrases and adjectives they like to use

visceravalentines

I ghostwrote these tags my god

sakana17

that one hit me where i live

feuer-in-soho

happy may day!

feuer-in-soho

as all good things its based on a thing that happened in tomodachi

the-haiku-bot

as all good things its

based on a thing that happened

in tomodachi

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

grootficguy

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

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lzbth-deactivated20150219

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

kpercinfiniti

Chase Infiniti as Agnes Mckenzie/ Hannah Bankole on Hulu series The Testaments

Season 1 Episode 1 - "Precious Flowers ~ Part 2

strawberrlemonade

New favourite obsession. Anyone who knows me, knows I love Atwood. But Testaments TV writers are a close second. The cinematography is perfect.

#the testaments hulu #the handmaid's tale #agnes jemima #agnes #gilead #plums

knightsickness

there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead

darlingofdots

"a lot of books that are successful on booktok are not very good" and "people can read what they want and we need to stop being so fucking weird about women enjoying erotica" are both correct statements

exaltedrevenge

strawberrlemonade

Perfect encapsulation. The either/or ness of the current world is a thing of confusion, truly.

Glad to see the art of long form copy is still appreciated and the practice is thriving. In this ocean of soulless garbage we see everywhere, truly a lighthouse of hope.

#creative writing #wish we could still make decent incomes off it though

moonlightredfern

Thinking about how wild it is that enshittification starts as a way for the rich to squeeze the populace for more money but ends up infecting everything so even luxury products decline in quality. They’ve got more money than fucking God now and for what? Literally they can’t even buy fun nice stuff for themselves because they killed craft.

Anyway this post is about Dhaka muslin but it’s also about everything.

Nearly 200 years ago, Dhaka muslin was the most valuable fabric on the planet. Then it was lost altogether. How did this happen? And can we

eldritchwyrm

guess it's time to post agha shahid ali's poem about dhaka muslin

the-final-sif

Fun fact! Revival of Dhaka Muslin has been ongoing for quite some time. The headline of the above article is very very misleading, we know exactly how Dhaka Muslin was made. The process was very well documented. We know how it was made, but colonialism ruined the fabric's production area and devalued the skills needed to make it such that they no longer existed. But the process itself was not lost.

That being said, efforts to bring it back are underway, and they have been making amazing progress, and succeed in creating Dhaka Muslin yet again.

It all began with a search for ‘phuti karpas’ – muslin’s unique cotton plant which is known to have become extinct. However, starting in 201

This is a pretty good updated article, it has a lot of the same info as the BCC one (which also discusses some of the revival efforts) but with more of a focus on that process, an update to the story, and it details some of the other ongoing projects working on the revival!

Here's the first weaver to manage to produce a finished piece in nearly 200 years, Al Amin.

His first piece was 300 threads, according to the article they have now been able to get into the 700s for thread counts, which is absolutely incredible.

Several projects are actually underway now each with different weavers and slightly different methods, producing fabric intended to meet or best the original!

And if you're curious, "okay but can it pass through a ring" yes! Yes they can!

All three of these photos are of pieces made in the modern century, photos by Wasiul Bahar!

It's a very time consuming process, and a very expensive fabric to purchase, but love and passion for it have been steadily bringing it back!

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I work at a trade magazine and just want to point out, I’ve been denied that glamorous joy of working in “editorial.” All my childhood I saw these movies set in the 90’s and early naughts of beautiful women, with carefully curated wardrobes effortlessly put together and working in some elusive field of “PR” or “Publication” and all they did was be incredibly chic and wander around the good parts of town in a pencil skirt, with a martini and notebook in tow. Where is that life? I want it. Alas…

#one can hope though

nondelphic

being a writer gf is like yes i will romanticize you. no i will not say it to your face. you’ll find out in a 10k word character study posted anonymously at 3am

garbagequeer

you really do have to hand it to bridgerton sometimes

nondelphic

getting a boyfriend and realizing i’ve been writing yearning correctly this whole time. it’s like i’m a genius or something.

amazoogle

we mustnt let these Christmas festivities and whatnot distract us from the true meaning of Thursday

laneboyheathens

To be out of touch

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littlegoldfinchh

lord the peasants are so loud today

littlegoldfinchh

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

kulvefaggoth

cardinalfeng

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?