turns your body to a corpse

ughh. why does my head hurt

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

this shit is something to me man. i love you

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

this is all being filtered through my lens btw.

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

I am terribly curious of the pasting strategy on that last pic. The dedication of lasso-ing the orb out of the photo only to put it on top of the white square is admirable.

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun