Bara In Training

"a goon is someone who masturbates" look buddy what my hired criminal muscle does in his spare time is his own business

“everyone is mad at me and they just won’t tell me” —> “no one has said anything about being mad at me and i haven’t done anything to warrant being mad at so if someone is silently fuming about me and not saying anything that’s their problem and actually quite weird of them and i can effortlessly move on with my life”

this took SUCH a huge deal of unlearning because, like so many of you, i came out of a home where being quietly in trouble WAS the default state, and i DID grow up not just with the assumption but borderline religious conviction that Everyone Is Mad At Me, I Am Bad, I Must Exist In A Constant State of Attempting to Pacify The Natural Rage I Inspire In Everyone. and no it actually turns out that my family are the freaks . and yours are too

and then what?

hey and then what

(genuinely offended) "I trust all of my viziers"

as you should, my liege… here, enjoy this almond scented wine…

This is why I fuck with you

Pretending you're fine when people cross your boundaries doesn't make you a really nice person, it just makes you a really shitty communicator. Far too many people pride themselves on being "too nice" when it's just that they have zero conflict resolution skills and will seethe in resentment for months instead of articulating the problem

Trying to make an american jiangshi by taping a mcdonalds receipt to the corpses forehead

bring his ass to a simmer

yes, maillard

I see that town in my waking hours

our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard

i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of