Strappingly Handsome

hello all my farm lesbians. my bi farmers. all the lgbt people out there lovin dirt and plants. i just wanted to let yall know i wuold die for you and i hope all your farming dreams come true 

Tag yourself im shaved ape baby

I’m bigfoots love slave

American journalism truly died the day Weekly World News ended

woods lesbian looks: mosquito bites all over ur hairy legs, grey sports bra, sweaty hair, hiking boots and wool socks, bandana, mud everywhere, wildflowers in hand, big ass grin :D

GET BACK HERE YOUNG MAN

the mama’s gentle taps…. omfg…,

becoming a cryptid to everyone you knew in high school is gay culture

i’m worth five fucking dollars

$36.00 dont be disappointed in me @sunriseovertheroomwhereithappens

I ONLY GOT $9.00 HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET $36.00

botch i got 39.50 how do you only get 9

damn i got $24 lmaoo

$61

$66.50, so I probably need jesus too. Or to stop hanging out on Tumblr with all the younguns.

Me hunting with my vampire friends: cracking open a boy with the cold ones

@wendego