IM SORRY BUT UNMUTE

Very ironic that this april we are stuck at home with a new popular videogame thats about collecting various grist and crafting in a randomly generated world full of animal consorts......

This movie gets funnier every year that I get older

oh bro you're sleepy??? well you can always nap right here........you know like if you want to?????no dude it's cool if you rest your head on me.......if you want i could like..... you know maybe ........play with your hair??????........you're okay with that??????...okay cool night night bro.......

anyway since we’re all baking bread and dealing with a plague, here’s a quiz on who you would be in the middle ages

even sexy bitches need a therapist

I work in an event space. People are legit scared 24/7. I walked in to work and reached into my laptop bag and had to reach around to find my badge for a few seconds and people visibly flinched and one reached for a radio and told me after it was in case he had to radio for an active shooter. This is not just young people. Convention centers and arena staff are on constant vigil, I'm sure people in parks and school officials are too. Like we hear a car backfire or something loud drop and bang and the building staff all tenses ready to go to active shooter protocol. The stress that puts on people is fucking immeasurable.

i’ll get over it i just gotta be dramatic first

i love that this is just one of a number of posts that have gone around in the last few days tacitly acknowledging that you need to feel your feelings in order to move through them

me: *a hopeless romantic without a single ounce of romance in her life*