NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!

"why do you keep calling things you find beautiful, inexplicable, and unsettling angels" i'm just doing what british wartime radar technicians did first

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

Sam Handwich.

@kittybroker

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fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

I love how the tornado doesn't look malicious. She's just dancing along, doing her thing, and it's a pity you're so very ant-sized below.

tumblr will turn anything into a girl

of course, this is the turning into a girl website

I do believe the girl is turning already