Thick Thighs and Sad Eyes

should’ve won academy award for most blue movie

sorry my family didn’t teach me that i have a place among others so now i’m weird . sorry

puddle water is basically cigarettes for dogs

@bootleg-bat @bootlegpals

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot

ouhghg im just a poor little lonely tab please dont close mee.. and can i have 100 trillion friends pleasse please

so the mom just managed to find the most haunting large object behind which to hide a child

Box of bird summoning

@randomitemdrop

Item: Box of Bird Summoning

We were correct as children btw it sucks so hard that pokemon aren't real. It's the worst thing ever.