every day i look at the sink and i’m like seriously? honest to god i have used dishes once again?

this post is not for people frustrated by ppl putting dishes in their communal sink bc “oh i would NEVER leave a dish in the sink.” fuck off you already have your life together you don’t need this post. this is for the slimes and losers whose sinks are filled with the dishes of their own creation. this is for the lazy women, the useless men, the pathetic enbies. get out of here you sparkling clean dished heathens

The fact that robert pattinson is fucking insane makes him 1000000x hotter I swear to god

Absolutely perfect timing for this post to start getting attention again as I just watched The Batman and am in another full blown obsession with that crazy bastard

Me, softly to myself every time I make myself a protein shake: Gotta get dat protein in there