i am, i am, i am

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

sometimes…….things that are fanon………are worse

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

I have loved people i should’ve beaten with sticks instead LOL

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

they’re adding mary magdalene to smash