☆s p e l l b o u n d☆

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

imagine hating me and i'm just at my house wearing a big t shirt with a skull on it

writers, instead of asking ai for help, you can always use your childhood trauma and repressed issues to help you with that fic

The writer's barely disguised longing for a soft life shared with someone who loves them

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

The problem with having OCs is that sometimes you wanna read about your little guy being in situations but unfortunately he is YOUR little guy and no one is gonna put him in that situation but you. Tragic.