chamber by chamber

I NEED TO WRITE FANFICTION <- guy who is perfectly capable of writing fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

(flirting) i could be your problem

My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

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In the world of mages in the US do you think there was a getting kirked spell cause people say that a lot

You're laughing. We just killed a bunch of vampires together and ran back to our broken rental car, and you pushed me against it and kissed me like you loved me, and you're laughing.