chamber by chamber

i love the level of friendship that is "would you like early access to the porn that i'm writing"

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

i’m not flopping i’m niche ok

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

[ID: Despicable Me meme with Gru presenting a plan on posterboards. First step: That’s a neat idea! Second step: Someone should write it! Third step: I’m that someone. Gru stops and looks back at step three with concern/disappointment/sadness. End ID.]

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

james acaster is actually a halfway decent simon snow fancast. and i choose to believe simon would have a similar experience on bakeoff.

i'm here for you if you ever need a shoulder to bite on