vice president of the penelope bunce fanclub

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

[tweet reading: Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas /end ID]

i love the level of friendship that is "would you like early access to the porn that i'm writing"

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

saw trap where john kramer makes you meet the creator of that one thing you’ve been obsessed with for decades and the creator knows about all of the posts you’ve ever made about their creation. and you have to have a normal conversation with them knowing that both of you know your shame.

not hypothetical. real thing i’m doing to myself on july 9 with barry lyga author of archvillain, which i have been blogging about since 2015. he reads the blog. that i’ve been running since i was 14. and i’m gonna look him in the eye and ask for a signature.

non sequitur ? uhhh ,i hope to be having a lot of seq uit her actually

james acaster is actually a halfway decent simon snow fancast. and i choose to believe simon would have a similar experience on bakeoff.

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james acaster is actually a halfway decent simon snow fancast. and i choose to believe simon would have a similar experience on bakeoff.