I see your freak4freak and i raise you feral4feral, specifically snowbaz.
Like, remember when that fomorian was feeling Baz up and Simon took an ivory stick and stabbed it through the guy's throat? In contrast, remember when Baz thought Simon had been killed by Braden's men, so he ripped Braden's jaw off and proceeded to tear chunks out of him with his teeth.
Your honor, they are made for each other. Anyone else would be put off by this behavior, but they think it's endearing of the other. They are crazy, and they are crazy for each other.















