Mermaid in disguise

I mean at least it was less upsetting than what I thought he was going to do.

NO

Winning something shiny would be a lovely way to end this year 😍

I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them. 

death of a bachelor is a good song

it’s a song about a dude being fucking stoked to marry his fiance and poking fun at the ‘marriage is the end right fellas’ culture by saying ‘guess ill die then! worth it!’ and i think that’s neat

honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation

all i ever think about is how birds are dinosaurs 

is this bird dubstep

A reminder that Kookaburras are a thing that exists.

[A large kookaburra is sitting on someone’s wrist and laughing.]

So you’re telling me the stereotypical jungle animal noise sound effect was a Kookaburra all this time!?

Aight cool someone finally said it

Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

Fun fact! The nerve endings for "ouch too hot" and "ouch too cold" are different! Which means that they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Rip OP.

Why is this so funny

I wanna buy the piss looking PS4 controller with a baby trapped inside 😩😩

#the hot dad vibes coming off olyphant on this show are like radioactive and lethal#the way he honestly genuinely adores his undead flesh-eating wife is also a thing of beauty#like if gomez addams was a slightly anxious loose-hipped white guy#who’s honestly just trying his best with a trying situation of ongoing zombie-ism#but really just loves his wife more than anything else#also i’m so glad he didn’t come off a decade of deadwood and justified and get stuck in a ‘srs violent man’ rut#but went full comedy instead and honestly seems like he’s having the time of his life#santa clarita diet #gif

#the audacity of timothy olyphant to be funny in this show while looking like breakfast lunch and dinner is staggering

Ur damn right

This user needs the subtitles on or they miss all the dialogue