the united states of moronic fucking assholes

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

since nobody wants me i should jsut go to the burlap buddy race and hop somewhere far away

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

"girl help" you know what? no. girl hinder. girl hurt. girl... kill

every time a female character gets called the mom friend i shoot another hostage