the united states of moronic fucking assholes

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

Hot take of the day: 90% of what gets called Catholic Guilt/Protestant pleasure-aversion on this site is entirely secular in origin and that's how it should be understood.