This is still more or less my design

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

How did it get up there

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

to whom am I squeaking

#my brain deciding what information to retain

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry