This is still more or less my design

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

Fuuuuck

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

just realized we're all gonna make it!

once you start referring to a sports team as we/our/us……… that’s when you know it’s over for you

ever since i was a child ive had a headache

using the traffic light system during a kink scene but shaking my head the entire time so the audience knows i dont support car-dependant infrastructure and its influence on the common vocabulary

Sometimes I think that I’m moderately intelligent and then I realize how frequently I’m deceived by things meant to fool wild animals

being mildly nearsighted keeps me humble