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This is what stepping on a landmine feels like

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

i don’t know how vine so perfectly encapsulated the best of humanity but that was a weird time

If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

Magnificent

This was already funny without the translation, but now that I understand it’s even funnier

the fuck is a resume bitch give me the job

Please unmute this it is exactly what you think it is and it’s hilarious.

that’s a very good horse

This horse thinks it’s a dog. My dog thinks he’s a horse. We’ve gotta get these two together.

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

Excuse me what the fuck is this

What y’all talking about? That’s Stitch