i want to be worshipped

Whoever started the “watching horror movies lowers your vibration therefor you can’t be a spiritual person and enjoy horror movies” bullshit needs to shut up

This is like watching the very tip of an iceberg float past and being glad you can’t see how big it is under the water.

thinking about the time I was in ballet and during a performance I was in a private dressing room and this other ballerina knocked on the door and asked to come in and hang out between acts and I was like sure and he sat down and he was like “anyway” before I even said something “what are your theories on bigfoot? I think he’s an interdimensional being,” then he explained why with such confidence that I believed him fully and then before I could add on he was like “oh that’s your cue” and I had to go do pique turns or whatever as if my life weren’t changed

I think my favourite thing about orange cats is when you look them in the eyes and all you hear is elevator music

@cyber-moth

might fuck around and isolate myself this whole new year

well fuck. who knew

tomorrow is the anniversary of tumblr’s poorly executed nsfw ban folks

How do we celebrate?

Come my child, before the humans return