it would be very amusing if daniel malloy met guillermo de la cruz because he would make him an objectively worse person by proxy BUT he would also train guillermo in some key psychological warfare techniques, only to learn that guillermo could probably enact literal warfare on vampirekind and simply. chooses not to.
otherwise I’m struggling to envision iwtv/wwdits interactions because the characters are so horribly genre incompatible but i do believe lestat and laszlo would write diss tracks about each other
guillermo is just there during the scene where lestat outs himself in e1 and you get the whip pan reaction shots of everyone else in the room ending on him just completely deadpan with a 'oh not this shit again' retail worker style expression
i like you





