he who licenses and franchises the night

MyShane uses his incredible focus powers and autistic masking to ask players mundane interview questions that lead to devastating chirps during face-offs.

Lestat after telling us he is only going to include events that help make sense of how he personally woke up Akasha:

motorcycle outfit Armand, not a day goes by where I don’t think about you.

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

In order to understand Shane Hollander you have to understand he kept hooking up with Ilya BECAUSE he thought his feelings were not reciprocated. He kept it going specifically because he was sure he would not have to deal with actually being in a relationship with a guy which would require him to actually come to terms with his sexuality.

The camera is close up on Shane as a reporter asks him how he feels about joining the Centaurs. He talks about how excited he is for their first game and how happy he is to be home and among good people.

the people reblogging this and saying ‘if this was how it was sold to me i would’ve actually watched it but now its too late’ ….come live in my beautiful world